Let the raining teardrops rain down on me tonight

I think that making up, faking up stories is alright

Tick tock, stop the clock, fiction is my thing

My attitude is always I and me and mine Oh, I'm so clever, I'm so clever, I'm so clever

Until my paranoia kicks in then I'll accuse her

Of doing all the worst things I do best

It's funny how me, *** her about

Has got me in this *** mess Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar pants on fire

Lies, alibis, lies, more alibis

From the truth, I admit I'm more than shy

Ain't it the times we are living in

Everybody's doing it, so why can't I? I tally up tonight's strangers

And stragglers that I've kissed

Training ground notches

Perfectly executed notches

And near misses It's all about going out

And getting pissed with eagle eyes

And sincerity bottom on my list

What's the story morning glory?

I feel so low and worthless, yeah So this is where the outcome unfurls

And the truth is being told

A cloud has gathered over my head and now I know, yeah

Infidelity and my good friend ecstasy doesn't work

It makes you worse I'm feeling so guilty about the things

I said to my mum when I was ten years old

I'm feeling so guilty for any old *** And how I think my missus is ***

Every guy that she looks at

This is it, this is it, this is it, this is it

The end was always coming and now it's here So this is the grand finale

The crescendo of demise

This is the happy ending

Where the bad guy goes down and dies This is the end

With me on my knees and wondering why?

Cross my heart, hope to die

It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry Cry, cry, cry, yeah

Woah, woah, woah, yeah