May I have this dance? It's a long way to Mocambura It's a long way to Joe It's a long way from your hometown But you can have yourselves a bowl With your Macca's goodbye For a while Don't see Cesar's square It's a long, long way to Mocambura And we're going up there to stir It's a long way to Chokinyanga It's a long way, Eshe It's a long way from Amdali But it's wider all the way Well, nearly Goodbye to the Cecil Hello to Montclair It's a long, long way to Chokinyanga And the drought is biting there It's a long way to Kariba It's a long way to run It's a long way from Makuti But you can do it on your thumb With your FN we love Our Sergeant Major When he drives in on our L But when he takes it on those bush roads It's just like going to heaven I'm in heaven It's a long way to Llewellyn It's a long way on the train We could quiet to the North Pole But they build one just the same With the parade square we owe Take the stop east The headcuts and the greys And we really scheme it slicker When we start on our first base For the mortars Action! Disarm reckoning! It's so loud For the blues Chopper to Echo Base Homing call required, over Chopper to Echo Base For the instructors One, check your rear aperture Two, move your working force to the rear For the greys You fool, Fremish, the tail is at the back For signals Hello, this is 1-2 Are you 1-2? For the medics This water must not be drunk until it has been passed by the M.O. For the cops No, madam, that's not what we use B-Cars for You want the pest control, people For the RWS I'm picky, I can't make up my mind whether to wear the green or the blue eyeshadow for weapon training today For detail Now, you chaps are expected to be keeping this keep as it should be kept Keep does not keep itself For the engineers That's not a flocculant, idiot, it's a soap powder It's a long way to Mukumbura It's a long way to Chor It's a long way from your hometown But you can have yourselves a ball With your markers It's goodbye, pull away, yo Don't think that's all square It's a long, long way to Mukumbura And we're going Up There To Stir Stir Stir Make sure Stir Make sure Stir Make sure Stir Make sure