As I passed by a real fine hotel, a chick walked out, she sure looks well. I gave the eye and started to carry on. When a Cadillac cruised up and swished, she was gone. It should have been me with that real white chick. It should have been me with that real white chick. Hey, hey, hey, hey, driving that Cadillac. A little later on, a theater I passed. I spotted another chick and did she have class. I was all set to write a name in my book. When her husband came up and gave me a real dirty look. It should have been me with that real white chick. It should have been me with that real white chick. It should have been me to be her chaperone. When I got to the corner, I saw a sharp cat with a $300 suit on and a $100 hat. Standing on the sidewalk by a diner floor. When a voice within said, come on daddy, let's go. It should have been me with that real white chick. It should have been me with that real white chick. Hey, hey, hey, hey, driving that diner floor. I ate a bowl of chili and I felt okay. At least until I passed this fine cafe. I saw a guy eating a great big steak. While a waitress stood by feeding him ice cream and cake. It should have been me with that real white chick. It should have been me with that real white chick. Oh, it should have been me eating ice cream and cake. It should have been me getting my natural kicks. It should have been me getting my natural kicks. Hey, hey, hey, hey, loving those crazy chicks. For more information visit www.FEMA.gov