You drive around, sweet Katie Lou
And sell your soul for a dime or two
And you don't know why
They lock their doors and hide
You don't know why
They don't like you
Here she comes
With pots and pans
And lotions for both face and hands
She told you once, she'll tell you again
Now if you will buy
Not one, no, please ten
I tell you for real
There's no better deal
Just let me instruct you
And you will see
It is easy and values the pain
That's what they say and we believe
Just try it for a couple of days
And you'll get back if you don't retreat
Lazy lady, the noon has begun
The TV's on, you listen and learn
That there is no concern, so just learn
Between you and me
There is one secret guarantee
So if I won't be free
I'll make it on me when I'm free
It is easy and values the pain
That's what they say and we believe
Just try it for a couple of days
And you'll get back if you don't retreat
Lazy lady, the noon has begun
The TV's on, you listen and learn
That there is no concern, so just call
Now don't be shy, just order it
Between you and me
There is one secret guarantee
So if I won't be free
I'll make it on me when I'm free