You drive around, sweet Katie LouAnd sell your soul for a dime or twoAnd you don't know whyThey lock their doors and hideYou don't know whyThey don't like youHere she comesWith pots and pansAnd lotions for both face and handsShe told you once, she'll tell you againNow if you will buyNot one, no, please tenI tell you for realThere's no better dealJust let me instruct youAnd you will seeIt is easy and values the painThat's what they say and we believeJust try it for a couple of daysAnd you'll get back if you don't retreatLazy lady, the noon has begunThe TV's on, you listen and learnThat there is no concern, so just learnBetween you and meThere is one secret guaranteeSo if I won't be freeI'll make it on me when I'm freeIt is easy and values the painThat's what they say and we believeJust try it for a couple of daysAnd you'll get back if you don't retreatLazy lady, the noon has begunThe TV's on, you listen and learnThat there is no concern, so just callNow don't be shy, just order itBetween you and meThere is one secret guaranteeSo if I won't be freeI'll make it on me when I'm free