The cost, senor, depends upon the quality of the rape.
The what?
Forgive me, the attempted rape.
Now, I know you prefer abduction, but the proper word is rape.
It's short and businesslike.
Rape, rape, rape.
A pretty rape.
Such a pretty rape.
We've the obvious open schoolboy rape, with little mandolins and perhaps a cape.
The rape by coach, it's little in request.
The rape by day, but the rape by night is best.
Just try to see it, and you will soon agree, senor's wife.
The rape by regret, when you can get the sort of rape you'll never ever forget.
You can get the rape emphatic, you can get the rape polite.
You can get the rape with Indians, a very charming sight.
You can get the rape on horseback, they all say it's new and gay.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
It depends on what you pay.
The kids will love it, it depends on what you pay.
So why be stingy, it depends on what you pay.
Spectacular rape, with costumes ordered from the East.
Requires rehearsals, and takes a dozen men at least.
A couple of singers, and a string quartet.
A major production, requires a set.
Sounds expensive.
Just try to see it, and you will soon see, senor's wife.
It might regret, when you can get the sort of rape you'll never ever forget.
You can get the rape emphatic, you can get the rape polite.
You can get the rape with Indians, a truly charming sight.
You can get the rape on horseback, they all say it's disdain.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
It depends on what you pay.
So why be stingy, it depends on what you pay.
The kids will love it, it depends on what you pay.
The comic rape, perhaps it's just a trifle too unique.
Romantic rape, done while canoeing on a moonlit creek.
That's kind of pretty.
More gothic rape, I play Valkyrie on a bass bassoon.
The drunken rape, it's done completely in a cheap salon.
Nothing cheap.
The rape Venetian needs a blue lagoon.
The rape with moonlight or without a moon.
Moonlight is expensive, but it's in demand.
The military rape, it's done with drummers and a band.
You understand, it's very grand.
It's done with drums and a great big brass band.
Yeah!
It's so Spanish, that's why I like it.
I like it too!
Ay, yay, yay, yay!
Just try to see.
I see, I see.
And you will soon agree, Senors.
Why be my regret?
When you can get the sort of rape you'll never ever forget.
We can get the rape in panic.
We can get the rape of life.
We can get the rape for Indians of truly charming sight.
We can get the rape for roast vacay, I'll pay you till the day.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
So you see, the sort of rape depends on what you pay.
Depends on what you pay, depends on what you pay, depends a lot ...
...on ...
... what ...
... you ...
I say that only young ones.
Let's all rush a first class!
Rape!
All right!