If you wear a white shirt to a crawfish bowl Stonewashed jeans while you're changing the oil When you find yourself dating the bridesmaid's ex You accidentally bring him to the wedding whoops! If you pour yourself a murder load of gold You dip your fries in your ketchup on a bumpy road You spill the beans to your mama's sister got knocked up in a truck at the 7-Eleven Don't sweat it It'll all come out, all come out in a wash It'll all come out, all come out in a wash Every insane, every little heartbreak No matter how messy it got You take the sin and the men and you throw them all in And you put that sucker on spin You got frisky with your boss at the coffee machine You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing Had a fancy dinner at your mother-in-law's Bill ain't one sauce on her tablecloth Don't sweat it, tie a stick will get it It'll all come out, all come out in a wash It'll all come out, all come out in a wash Every insane, every little heartbreak No matter how messy it got You take the sin and the men and you throw them all in And you put that sucker on spin Put that sucker on spin You gotta put that sucker on spin And the laundry list goes like this Every teardrop, every white lie Every dirty car machine, you let it line dry All the mistakes, all the wild street That's why the good Lord made bleach It'll all come out, all come out in a wash It'll all come out, all come out in a wash Every insane, every little heartbreak No matter how messy it got You take the sin and the men and you throw them all in And you put that sucker on spin Put that sucker on spin Yeah, you put that sucker on spin Yeah, you put that sucker on spin Yeah, you put that sucker on spin