Here's a campfire song my mother taught me! Doodly doodly dee, a doodly doodly doo If you go out in the woods, here are the things you should not do Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up, unless it's a stick Banjo playing hicks should be avoided And it's no joke that poison oak is not a friendly shrub With a doodly doodly doo and a doodly doodly dee Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me Lakes and creeks and ponds are fishes' toilets A thimbleful will surely be your death Don't drink out of a bog, you may ingest a pollywog And soon you may be drawing your last breath, be a grown-up! Doodly doodly dee, a doodly doodly doo All these gruesome things are surely gonna happen to you! Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly Your large intestine's wrapped around a tree If you make the slightest blunder, you'll be surely torn asunder Did I forget to mention killer bees? They're coming up from South America! Read the news, people! Flash floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, blizzards Mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies Don't even get me started by mosquitoes! Malaria! Everybody! Doodly doodly dee ZaneGames fever! Deedly deedly doo Whoopee cuff! If you go into the woods, then this will happen to you! Nature's gross!