An
old
man turned 98
He won the lottery
And he died the next day
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
To death row party I'm two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride
And you've already paid It's a good advice
It just didn't take And who would've thought?
It figures Mr. Flay it safe
It was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase
And kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life
To take that flight And as the plane crashed down
I thought, well, isn't this nice?
Isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride
And you've already paid It's a good advice
It just
didn't take And who would've thought?
It figures Life is a funny way
Of sneaking up on you when you think Everything's okay
And everything's coming right
Life is a funny way
Of sneaking you out when you think Everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
It's a traffic jam
When you're already late And no smoking sign
On your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
And meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
Yeah,
I really do think It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride And you've already paid
It's a good
advice It
just didn't take
Of sneaking you out
Helping you out