Ay, ay, ay, yeah,
oh, oh, oh, yeah, ay
An old man
turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
The death row pardon Two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic,
don't you think?
It's like Radiate on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
The good advice that you just
didn't take And who would've thought it figures?
Mr. Plane Safe
was afraid to fly He packed his
suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life
to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought,
Well, isn't this nice?
And isn't it ironic,
don't you think?
It's like Radiate on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
The good advice that you just didn't
take And who would've thought it figures?
Well,
nobody ever thinks everything's okay And everything's gone right
And life is a funny way of living,
yeah Well,
you think everything's gone wrong
And everything blows up in your face
Traffic jam
when you're already late
And no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic,
don't you think?
A little too ironic
Yeah,
I really do think It's like Radiate on your wedding day
And yeah,
life is a funny way of sticking up on you
And life is a funny,
funny way of helping you out