Kermit, let's begin

Describe the day you played Berlin

We rehearsed and then we walked about

We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut

That night at ten o' three Were you inside the portrait gallery

From ten o'clock to ten o' four

Was when we did the show encore Hmm, Frog we've got our doubts

Can you confirm your whereabouts

My alibi is watertight

The audience saw me sing all night Monsieur we know you did the crime

I was on stage that whole time

Ask who sang Rainbow Connection Thank you Kermit, no more questions

Hello, I think it's time for good cop, romantic cop Miss Piggy, you could end up locked inside

Now's your chance to save your hide

Gentlemen, I did not know

It's a crime to steal the show Tell us how the art was taken

If you want to save your bacon

I haven't seen your missing art

All I've stolen is audience hearts We can give you a plea deal

All you have to do is squeal

I'm not a thief, I don't know how

All I've ever taken is a bow We'll catch the swine that did this job

Give up the pig puns, creep

Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestion

Thank you Piggy, no more questions I think she likes me

I don't think your puns are helping the investigation

You know, I think they did it

No they didn't

Yes they did, and we can pin it If they did, how did they do it

If they didn't, how did they didn't

If they didn't then it's easy, 'cause they simply didn't do it

If they did it, then I knew it, but we've nothing that can prove it Oh, excuse me

Uh

Bring in the purple guy with the shnozz

Do you remember what you did

On the night you played Madrid? I was hit by a raging bull

And rushed off stage to the hospital

Gonzo, what do you know

About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado

I never saw the stolen busts

I spent the night in bed concussed The truth Gonzo, the clock is tickin'

If you don't believe me, ask the chicken

Camilla was there, she'll co-operate

Madam, are you willing to corroborate Bawk bawk begawk, begawk gawk gawk

Will someone get this chicken out of here

Calm down Camilla, it's a routine inspection

Thank you Gonzo, no more questions

Let's go from the start

What do you know about the stolen art I didn't know there was a plan

Your accusation is far out man

The chances of us committing a crime

Are less than .009 Shern de shern de herf

Sher de chicky en de farney hug To help with our investigation

Can you do a full translation What the chef just said to you

Was schnoop do schnnop do schnook

It's not Swedish Argh

Wank wank wank

I can do an Elvis impression Thank you Muppet's,no more questions

They didn't

No, they didn't

There's no way they did the crime

They couldn't they're too stupid

They're not criminal masterminds We do not know who did it, but we know who didn't do it

So we know who didn't do it yes we know who didn't do it

They're incapable of being culpable