I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, *** in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed, so one night he snuck in and said We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? After I *** you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest The next day my mother said, I don't know what the ***'s up with this kid The *** won't even eat nothing, he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead Debbie, don't let that ***er get too upset Go in there, stick a ***ing cigarette to his neck I bet you he's faking it, I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object I'll go *** his brains out if any's left in his head If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed, no, under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed, no, under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! Nah, ***, I tried to bite my face off I just got ***ing chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the ***ing blades off Ate the blades, stuffed a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own gang dong That mother***er's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every ***ing thing off Everything except his tank top and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that shady dog Man, that mother***er's gangster, ain't he dog? Shady dog, what be going through that ***ing brain of yours? Say no more, what the *** you waiting for? Sing along! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed, no, under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed, no, under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! Don't you know what belch means? Well then tell me Would you rather get belched or do the belching? *** him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch, and go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me *** a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping Shady, what the *** you saying? I don't know, help me! What the ***'s happening? I think I'm ***ing melting! Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being No, dad, I said no, I don't need no help being I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street But it was X and they called it pubic hair on Chelsea Well, this is called ass rape and we're shooting the jail scene If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed, no, under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane! If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed, no, under my faucet Then you would know I completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!