Wen mi jus come to Landan toun

Mi use to work pan di andahgroun

But workin pan di andahgroun

Yu dont get fi know your way around Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

Deres no runnin whey fram it Mi get a lickle jab in a bih otell

An awftah a while, mi woz doin quite well

*** staat mi aaf as a dish-washah

But wen mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

No baddah try fi hide fram it Wen *** gi you di lickle wage packit

Fus *** rab it wid *** big tax rackit

Yu haffi struggle fi mek ens meet

An wen yu goh a yu bed yu jus cant sleep Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

A noh lie mi a tell, a true Mi use to work dig ditch wen it cowl noh bitch

Mi did strang like a mule, but bwoy, mi did fool

Den awftah a while mi jus stap dhu ovahtime

Den awftah a while mi jus phu dung mi tool Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

Yu haffi know how fi survive in it Well mi dhu day wok an mi dhu nite wok

Mi dhu clean wok an mi dhu dutty wok

*** seh dat black man is very lazy

But if yu si how mi wok yu woulda sey mi crazy Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

Yu bettah face up to it *** a have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly

Inna disya facktri all *** dhu is pack crackry

Fi di laas fifteen years *** get mi laybah

Now awftah fifteen years mi fall out a fayvah Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

Deres no runnin whey fram it Mi know *** have work, work in abundant

Yet still, *** mek mi redundant

Now, at fifty-five mi gettin quite ol

Yet still, *** sen mi fi goh draw dole Inglan is a bitch

Deres no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

Is whey wi a goh dhu bout it?