She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossing her legs is funny She looks down and knows I'm money Gets it on like the Easter Bunny She's my baby, I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go Well he ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffing my undies He ain't that sharp but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen He's my baby, I'm his honey I'm never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sitting on a rainbow I can't stall us, honey, we're the third door prize We're gonna splash our noses right off of our faces There won't be nothing but figures glancing in our eyes She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs She takes a licking and keeps on ticking I'm never gonna let her go Well he's got no balls and a big brass monkey To whack down with a little leather junkie Sly as a fox, crazy as a loon Payday comes and he's a howling at the moon He's my baby, I don't mean maybe I'm never gonna let him go In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sitting on a rainbow I can't stall us, honey, we're the third door prize We're gonna splash our noses right off of our faces There won't be nothing but figures glancing in our eyes There won't be nothing but figures glancing in our eyes