Walking down the hall, I feel my jaw drop Catch a glimpse of her eyes, my heart rate starts to rise She's in a graphic tee, paired with black skinny jeans, blue hair, pixie cut High tops on, dot dot dot, her backpack's got pins From all different bands, Riffle, Dead Pink, Floyd, Queen, and Girl in Red On her neck, she's got a locket chain hanging from her pocket She's coming close to me, my brain starts to freeze I ask her for her number to go on a date She says, hey I'm sorry but, I am hella gay I am in love with a lesbian Damn it, I thought I had found the one Turns out that she is a lesbian Today went by in a whirl, another day, another girl I sit down in her bleachers, now she's coached by my teacher She loves to run track, she's giving me a heart attack By golly, she's so fast, she runs past in a blast She's running the mile, I see her pretty smile Little shine in her eye, gives me butterflies The coach says they can go, I walk down to the row I ask her to the dance, she says, no not a chance As she's walking away, she turns around to say, I'm sorry, it's because I'm gay *** I am in love with a lesbian Damn it, I thought I had found the one Turns out that she is a lesbian I only fall in love with lesbians How'd I get stuck in this prison? How do I escape this life? And find a girl who doesn't want a life? One more time! Nah Too bad I am in love with a lesbian Damn it, I thought I had found the one Turns out that she is a lesbian