I opened up the door and what did I see? My gal in the doorway looking at me. Shining in the light was the thing in her hand. She was gonna play an Indian and scalp the man. I'm trapped, I'm trapped. Yes, I'm trapped, I'm trapped. Can't you forgive me like you said last night? I know I've been cheating, not treating you right. I promised I'd be good when you bought me the car. You accused me of the gal you caught me kissing in the car. I'm trapped, I'm trapped. Baby, I'm trapped, I'm trapped. The suit in your closet that you bought me last week. You slashed it in the front and you slashed it in the seat. I ain't no piece of beef, though I look like a ham. Did you forget you said I'm your good loving man? I'm trapped, I'm trapped. Baby, I'm trapped, I'm trapped. I'm trapped. Come on, baby, let me talk to you. You're gonna hurt the thing that's good for you. You've been sweet to me and I like it a lot. Put down that thing or you'll make me hot. I'm trapped, I'm trapped. I'm trapped, I'm trapped. I'm trapped, I'm trapped. Baby, I'm trapped.