Before a Man Marries One ThingI make the decisions and mine is the final oneDon't tell me how the dishes should be doneMy woman and I, we live in tranquilityDon't ask how to spell it, I'm not nobilityI say men are smarter and my woman agreesWhat I cook for supper should be up to meHe's the boss, there's no doubt of itHe's the boss, and I'm proud of itI make the decisions and mine is the final oneDon't tell me how the dishes should be doneTake my advice, friend, stay in the driver's seatYou give in an inch and you're doomed to despairLet her know you're the boss, man can't live on his kneesFold the baby's diapers any way that you pleaseI'm the boss, there's no doubt of itI'm the boss, he's so proud of itI make the decisions and mine is the final oneDon't tell me how the dishes should be doneMy woman and I, we live in tranquility