Let's gauge another one.
Can y'all make some noise for me
if you've ever hooked up with
or dated somebody with a drinking problem?
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
DJ, hit it.
Ah.
Ah, ah.
I am so wet because you pissed the bed.
You pissed the bed.
I'm dripping in your urine.
You * pissed the bed.
I'm feeling like a waterfall
because you can't control your bladder at all.
Two beers got me like an oasis
because you passed out and pissed.
You make me feel kind of warm
when you piss in the bed.
I'm drowning in all of your charm.
Well, wait, that's just your piss in the bed.
Can't get you out of my head.
Seriously, how did your pee get up this high on the bed?
I'm dripping wet
because you pissed in the bed.
Because, ew.
Thank you so much.
That was my Britney Spears impression.