Get, get, get, get weird, weird, weird, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, doh, doh, get, get, get, get weird, weird, weird... WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! I've got it all, and I'm gettin' more, but I never fall, beat em all, cuz you know I'm so humble I'm so... I'm so humble I'm a superstar, a kid down the dole, got the money and the bills, and I'm also so humble I'm so humble I'm so humble I'm so... I'm so humble Bar none, I am the most humblest, number one at the top of the humble list My apple crumble is by far the most crumblest, but I act like it tastes bad out of humbleness The thing about me that's so impressive is how infrequently I mention all of my successes I poo-poo it when girls say that I should model, my belly's full from all the pride I swallow I'm the most courteous, biddable, hospitable, reverential, normallary, Arnold's fortune augurary I hate compliments, put em in a mortuary, I'm so ordinary that it's truly quite extraordinary It's not a competition, but I'm winnin', you won't hear me admit it, because I'm so timid and submissive I treat bad people like they were thin, talk simple for the dumbos, I'm so humble I'm not your normal definition of a rockstar, I don't complain when my private jet is subpar Your mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister, people say I'm charming, but what I beg to differ I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo, after a stumble left him covered in a big pot of gumbo I guess, in a way, being gracious is my weakness, people say I'm so unpretentious for a genius I've got it all, and I'm gettin' more, but I never fall, beat em all, cause you know I'm so humble I say that with no ego, I'm so humble, it's just good manners They say I'm a ten, but I'm an eighty best, cause Duke says so, not me, cause I'm so humble Mama raised me right, I'm so humble, I'm so humble