I fell in love with one of One Direction
My friends said I'd made the wrong selection
You were always going to break my heart
I'm glad that I'm over you
I adored a man called Clooney
Turned out to be a bit of a loony
Floated away into outer space What a disgrace
You were always going to break my heart I'm glad that I'm over you
I was taken by a boy called Justin My daddy called him disgusting
He had a beautiful face and lovely legs
But he only wanted to pelt me with eggs
I loved an older lady called Nicole
Turned out to be a never-ending circle
She was always going to break my heart I'm glad that I'm over you
You were always going to break my heart I'm glad that I'm over you
You were always going to break my heart I'm glad that I'm over you
My best friend fell in love with a Russian
I told him not to bother discussing It was never gonna go
anywhere but down As long as they were ruled by a clown
It's always the same with heroes They rapidly turn into zeros
You were always going to break my heart I'm glad that I'm over you
You were always going to break my heart I'm glad that I'm over you