I told you, I don't think like that
I'm not looking for a shaft to play with
And yes, I might go in track
And maybe I might own a Gucci handbag
Please don't group me with them
Just cause I admire abs on them
I told you that I don't swing that way
I'm not gay
I'm so straight
Looking at girls, every girl's every day
You're just pissed that I'm not what you expected of me
With those hot chiseled abs and my damn chiseled jaw
I'm totally not attracted to men at all
Those damn thick thighs and those hazel blue eyes
That undercut hair makes me want hot guys
Come to think of it
Now it's time to go

If I was gay
That would explain quite a lot about me
No, it can't be true
Can't be true
Can't be
Can it?
I'm not gay
I'm so straight
Looking at girls, every girl's every day
You're just pissed that I'm not what you expected of me
I am 100% not gay
And I can confirm that
I don't have any knowledge about you
I'm not gay



I don't have any makeup
Yes, I do
I don't have skirts
Yet, I have three
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
And if I was, there would be only one man
For me
I'm not gay
I'm so straight
Looking at girls, every girl's every day
I'm not gay, I'm so straight
Looking at girls, every girl's every day
You're just pissed that I'm not quite what you expected of me
I'm not gay
I'm not straight
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm so straight
Looking at girls, every girl, every day
I swear I'm okay