oh now i must point out to those of you who are viewing in black and white tonight ladies
and gentlemen that in fact something ultra marvelous is appearing during this song women
control yourselves because this is the debut upon this stage of something that's unique
to the vulgar band our drummer nigel and his electric helmet
he's putting the helmet on now it's with him at all times this electrifying helmet has has brought
a frisson of excitement to so many women he's donning the helmet now and a lovely pink color
one two three four i'm looking over my dead dog rover that i hit with a power mower
one leg is missing the other is gone one leg is scattered all over the lawn
no use complaining the one leg remaining is spinning on the carport floor
that's why i'm looking over my dead dog rover that i hit with a power mower
i'm squirting over my girls pull over
she left on the bedroom floor
i got excited and when i withdrew i hit the curtains and bedside lamp too
in my elation my ejaculation went and filled up the dressing table drawer
that's why i'm squirting over my girls pull over that she left on the bedroom floor it's helmet
and now she's in like me we're not alone
we're here together i'm doing what we've always wanted
and I'm s owed some pleasure to my sister
we are happy that she's here and we're together
commit the same thing
that is we are

i want to say hi solidarity

will never ever break
my love

you're denke chyba
Well, I got run over by a white Land Rover
That was driven by an officer of the law
She was a sergeant from Paddington, Nick
She seemed quite friendly, so I showed her my dick
Unable to function, I used her truncheon
And soon she was yelling out for more
So I got my leg over in a white Land Rover
That was driven by an officer of the law
Now she's my baby, driven by an officer of the law
I don't mean maybe, driven by an officer of the law
Music
The helmet! The helmet! Nigel's helmet!
I'm a *! We know!