I'm both dead, my old man
Cause he's making me stay in my room
Darn my dad
I came in a little late
And my old man, he just blew his mind
Blew it bad
Why did he sell my surfboard?
He cut off my hair last night in my sleep
I wish I could see outside
But he tacked up boards on my window
Gosh, it's dark
I can't hit the surf
Can't drag, can't do a doggone thing
Wish I could see outside
Wish I could
I tried to call up my chick
But he jerked my phone right out of the wall
They gave me some breadcrumbs
And a little glass of water
And they're out there eating steak
I ripped up my wardrobe
I'm growing a beard
Oh, and with a lovely command
I listened to my radio
But he took it and he's using it in his own room
Now it's gone
I wish I could do some homework
But I got suspended from school
To school
To my coon
I'm bugged at my old man
And he doesn't even know where it's at
I'm bugged at my old man