No, no, no, really.
I know it's a hard decision for you.
But take your time.
Look at her.
And look at me.
Now, I know that you can't heal.
And you feel that you're stuck.
But now you have a choice.
Look at her. Look at me.
I just want you to know,
I'm available.
Hey!
Oh!
You!
I'm available.
Hey!
Oh!
You!
I'm available.
Ooh, looking good
if you're going wrong. I'm not a narcissist.
But if I was a heart attack, I'd put you on a critical list.
Imagine me hanging at the club
underground, people freaking on the wall,
dancing to the funk sound.
I'm just thinking back, and then I had an observation.
Another woman's man took my hippity hippity
attention. I got him free. I'm a VIP.
Do you want to be with her?
Do you want to be with me? Come on.
So you're watching
across the floor.
And there's one thing that I think
that you should know.
Is that I'm just a baby, baby.
I'm available. If you need some butter.
I'm available. If you need some understanding.
I'm available. If you need
some hugging. I'm available.
Oh!
If you were not
here with her,
would you be here with me?
Don't you
love me?
If you were not
here with her,
would you be here with me?
Doesn't that sound
so good to you, baby?
Hey!
I'm available.
Ooh!
I'm available.
First I had a margarita.
Then I had a Mai Tai.
Then I had a fuzzy baby.
Then I was drunk to all my pain.
Didn't lose my cool. But I got to
admit that I felt brand new.
Got to understand. See, I had a plan.
I said, baby, do you want
to be my man? To be or not to be?
That's the question. Do you want to be
with her? Do you want to be with me?
Come on.
So you're staring across the floor.
And there's one thing that
I think that you should know.
I'm available.
I'm available.
I'm available.
I'm available.
I'm available.
I'm available.
If you were not
here with her,
would you be here with me?
Don't you
love me?
If you were not
here with her,
look at her.
Look at me.
Do you want to be with her? Do you want to be with me?
If you were not here with her,
would you be here with me?
Doesn't that sound
so interesting?
Oh, oh.
If you were not here with her,
would you be here with me?
To be here with
me doesn't that sound
so good to you, baby?
I don't know why it's taking you so long
to make a decision.
Look at her.
Look at me.
Now, I'm gonna turn around
so that you can see my better assets
so you know that I can hang in this situation.
Look at her.
Compared to her pistol,
baby, I'm a shotgun.
Hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity,
hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, I'm available.
Hib, hib, hib, hib.
Hib, hib, hib, hib.
Hib, hib, hib, hib.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
Hib, hib.
I'm available.
I'm available.
If you were
not here with her,
you could be with me.
Don't you
agree?
If you were
not here with her.
Look at her.
Look at me.
Do you wanna be with her?
If you were not here with her,
you could be here with me.
Don't that sound
so interesting?
Oh, oh.
If you were not here with her,
you could be here with me.
Being
with me doesn't sound
so good, do you, baby?
If you were not here with her,
you could be here with me.
Don't that sound
so interesting?
Oh, oh.
If you were not here with her,
you could be here with me.
Be here with me.
Let's get up and start.
Huh, baby, I'm shotgun.
Hib, hib, hib, hib.
Hib, hib, hib, hib, hib.
Hib, hib, hib, hib, hib.
Hib, hib, hib, hib, hib.
Don't you agree?
I'm available.
I'm available.
If you were
to be with her, I mean.
Huh?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Move over.
All right, I'm here.
I'm taking position now.
Make a decision now.