I used to lead a quiet life

In fact it was a bare existence

I passed out on many floors

I don't do that any more Hello my friends

Is everybody happy? Hey look me over, lend me an ear

I'm a conservative

I like the small black marks on my hand

I'm a conservative I like the crazy girls that I screw

Hey, hey I know them all well

And when I run out of bread I laugh

All the way to the bank Sometimes I pause for a drink

Conservatism ain't no easy job I smile in the mornings

I live without a care

Nothing is denied me

And nothing ever hurts I got bored so I'm making my millions

When you're conservative you get a better break

You're always on the right side

When you're conservative You walk with pride

Pride is on your side

(Pride pride pride is on our side)

(Oh boy, pride is on our side) I like my beer

I like my bread

I love my girl

I love my head I'm in the clear man

I'm in the clear

'Cause I'm a conservative

I'm a conservative

I really am, oh, yes l am And it could mean so much to me

If you would only be like me

Yes it could mean so much to me Hey, look me over

Lend me an ear

I'm a conservative