Went down to the local gypsy

And I handed her the same line

You know what I want from you

So honey won't ya gimme number nine

'Cause you know lately I ain't feelin' so great

Last time she gave me love potion number eight

And you know pretty baby how I think you're pretty smart

But one sip from this bottle and I'll tear you all apart The gypsy told me that the first thing

That would happen you'd get dizzy

Second thing you better make sure

That your boyfriend isn't busy

'Cause you won't want to eat

And you won't want to drink

You won't want to talk

And you won't want to think

My mother used to tell me not to kiss on this first date

This time when I see you, you know I ain't gonna wait! I'll kiss you

Gonna corner you and not let you go

I'll kiss you

Don't tell me nothing I don't want to know

Twidely dee and twidely dumb

I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you Hopped into a taxi, told the driver

Got to get me cross town

Killed the bottle, started seeing double

When the driver turned around

And though I was a failure with love potion number eight

Number nine was different and the hour's getting late

Now I'm standing on the corner

Everyone looks great to me

And if you come and get me take me where I want to be I'll kiss you

Gonna corner you and not let you go

I'll kiss you

Don't tell me nothing I don't want to know

Twidely dee and twidely dumb

I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you 'Cause you know lately I ain't feelin' so great

Last time she gave me love potion number eight

And you know pretty baby how I think you're pretty smart

But one sip from this bottle and I'll tear you all apart I'll kiss you

Gonna corner you and not let you go

I'll kiss you

Don't tell me nothing I don't want to know

Twidely dee and twidely dumb

I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you Oh you know lately I ain't feelin' so great

Last time she gave me love potion number eight

And you know pretty baby oh

I don't want to talk and I don't want to think

I kiss you, I kiss you, I kiss you

Oh twidely dee and twidely dumb

I kiss you, I kiss you, I kiss you

Oh I don't want to talk and I don't want to think

I was a failure with love potion number eight

But number nine was different and the hour's getting late

I kiss you, I kiss you

I don't want to talk and I don't want to sleep

I kiss you, I kiss you