Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the biggest freak of all? I've had a man or two, in fact I've had a few In dark and dingy places I've fallen to my knees and begged a stranger please A world of lust and lipstick traces I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs And I never, never, never asked their names Hungry faces in the dark, dirty deeds in the park And before you ask, I feel no shame Fat, thin, old, young, tiny, meat, well hung White, black, half chat, did you see the size of that? Rough, shy, Greek, Thai, hairy, scary, straight or bi I'll have them all, I'll have you all I never fall in love, I just can't get enough Of boys with pretty faces, wall bed or Russell Square A cottage here or there, those charming old familiar places I've had lawyers, doctors, judges and thugs And I never, never, never asked their names Hungry faces in the dark, dirty deeds in the park And before you ask, I feel no shame Fat, thin, old, young, tiny, meat, well hung White, black, half chat, did you see the size of that? Rough, shy, Greek, Thai, hairy, scary, straight or bi I'll have you all, I'll have you all I probably have anyway