I'll ask you a question. Sweetie, do you think you're the type of woman that can stay with your man regardless of any freak accident? Yeah? You know why I love asking women that question? Because your answers are never realistic. See, women answer questions with emotion. Emotion made you say yes. Yes! Yes! I love him! Yes! That's emotion. You don't even know the *** scenario. You don't even know what happened. So I'm gonna give you a scenario. Let's say you and your man are taking a walk. Beautiful day outside. You look at your man and you say, Babe, I love you more today than I did yesterday. Out of nowhere, an orangutan hops the fence, attacks your man. The orangutan takes his kneecaps. He can never do this again in life. He is straight-legged for the rest of his life. You can deal with this right here. This ain't gonna *** with you every day. Every goddamn day. This ain't gonna *** with you looking at this. Butt-ass naked going to the bathroom like this. This ain't gonna *** with you. You're a goddamn lie. One of those days, you're gonna *** snap. If you don't go sit your straight-legged ass down walking all straight all over the *** house. Sit your no-knee-bending ass down. You gonna get mad because you still want to do knee-bending ***. Hey, babe! Babe! We still going bowling on Tuesday? All your friends hate when you bring them because they take too long to bowl. They get mad. They get mad. I can't stand when she bring his ass. He can never relax. He's so uptight. You get mad. I can't relax because I ain't got no knees. I got a tack-binding orangutan. You don't never believe ***? Orangutan! Really? That's my black girl don't-believe-*** face. Orangutan! Really? Why is that? Why don't black women believe ***? What happened? What happened? You can't convince a black woman of ***. Hey, babe! Babe! Don't walk over there. It's real slippery right there. Slippery! Really? She walk over there anyway. Trip, fall, hit her head. Oh, my God, it's slippery over here. They need to put a sign up. Bitch, I just told you. It was *** slippery over there. Did you tell me? Really? Could you still have *** with a guy that can't bend his knees? If he was aggressive about it? That's an honest question. Could you have *** with a guy that can't bend his knees? Hey! Hey! Get over here and get some of this lock-knee dick. Don't run. Don't run. Don't run. It look like he be skiing on your ass. That's what it look like. When he come, it look like he jump the big-ass ski ramp. Look at all the black women. Ski ramp! Really? I'll stop it. Cut it out. Stop trying to make me feel tall.