Well, if you want my love, darling, you don't have to be pretty You ain't gotta have a great big chest or a waist that's a little itty bitty You don't have to have skin as soft as mud like Julia Roberts or Ashley Judd You ain't gotta be pretty, darling, if you want my love But it sure wouldn't hurt if you were Well, if you want my love, honey, you don't have to be rich You can wear clothes sewed together with a golden stitch You don't have to have a big boatload of bucks to buy me a new four-wheeler or a pickup truck You ain't gotta be rich, honey, if you want my love But it sure wouldn't hurt if you were I know a whole lot of fellers that cast their fall in a shallow end of the fishing hole Me, I'm fishing a whole lot deeper, don't just wanna catch one, I wanna keep her Well, if you want my love, baby, you don't have to be a good cook Fix all them gourmet recipes from the Betty Crocker cookbook Make barbecue and coleslaw when me and my buddies get together to watch football You ain't gotta be a good cook, baby, if you want my love But it sure wouldn't hurt if you were I know a whole lot of fellers that cast their falls in a shallow end of the fishing hole Me, I'm fishing a whole lot deeper, don't just wanna catch one, I wanna keep her Hey, if you want my love If you want my love You ain't gotta walk around the house all day in a little black see-through satin skimpy negligee You ain't gotta be sexy, darling, if you want my love But it sure wouldn't hurt if you were Oh, no, it sure wouldn't hurt if you was Uh-uh, baby, it wouldn't hurt a lick if you was