If you really really really really love me,

then you really really really gotta show me.

Don't whine when I put it in your booty

or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty

Never hassle me because I'm unemployed

If I sleep all day, don't get annoyed

then I know that you really really really really really really really love me

if you really really love me If you really truly want to make me feel nice

make it so I don't ever have to ask twice

let me have the keys to your Mercedes

Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies

If I get fat, look like an ape, lie to me and tell me I'm in great shape

then I know that you really really really really really really love me If you wonder what I did with the rent,

Just consider it money well spent,

I brought drugs and a new surf board

just go tell your dumb landlord

That you love me, you really really love me If I have *** with your friend Melanie,

don't act like it's some kind of felony

it's all because of this kind of infidelity

it happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me

Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse,

and you get to ride the pony of course

cause i'm really really really really really really really fond of you too. when you think it's really sucky girl

all your friends will say your lucky girl

got a man whos hot and can sing,

all the girls wanna be with him

cause they love me, they really really love me yes they do (solo) if you really really really really love me,

you'll never make me hang out with your family,

your mum sucks and your dad really hates me,

when I try to borrow money he berates me.

somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you,

cause your 19 and I'm 52

he can't see that you really really really really really really really love me

you really really really really really really really really love me

If you really really love me