Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely Don't let them get you down In your ears and you're singing all alone Hanging around for someone to call They won't come knocking at all Don't run and hide Even if it hurts you inside So I say to give as good as you can If you can't beat them, join them You better do it cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat them, join them You're never gonna help yourself Come on, go! Get up! Hey! It sure feels good Keep your big ass off of my money Don't try and pull me down You're taking me out to wine and dine me Trying to wind me round and around Invite me to your legal contract Prove my ass that you can play dirty I'll tell you what I'll do about that instead, yeah I'm playing another old game, yeah If you can't beat them, join them You better do it cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat them, join them You're never gonna help yourself That's good! Bring it in! If you can't beat them, join them You better do it cause it makes you feel good If you can't beat them, join them They should rewind for themselves Come on, hands! Hey! Hey! Ronnie! Ronnie Rory! Hey! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!