12-gauge, 0-4, buckshot, floorboard, don't ask Fence, post, door, dent, let's just leave it at that It's got dirt on me, I'd be up a creek If my truck could talk, I'd have to yank out all the wires Pour on the gas, set it on fire, anything to shut it up It's been good for me, but it knows too much You'd seen it all, I'd have to find a riverbank and roll it on If my truck could talk Those two headlights looked in her eyes while she danced Moonlit truck bed, two kids, enough said, yeah man All that went on, those all-night longs It could go on and on and on If my truck could talk It's got dirt on me, I'd be up a creek If my truck could talk, I'd have to yank out all the wires Pour on the gas, set it on fire, anything to shut it up It's been good for me, but it knows too much If my truck could talk If my truck could talk I couldn't deny a word it said I'd just smile and shake my head, yeah It's been good for me, but it knows too much You'd seen it all, I'd have to find a riverbank and roll it on If my truck could talk If my truck could talk If my truck could talk