Well, I guess it's just not my dayThe wind blew my morning paper awayThen I cut my toe on a sliver of glassFrom the storm door you brokeWhen you left here so fastIf it is true that I'm still aliveIf it ain't one thing, it's youIf you've heard that I'm going crazyIt's true that we'll seem to fall offWhatever I doIf it ain't one thing, it's youWell, I ran in that movie you madeWhen that old VCR just chewed up the tapeThen I went to the freezerThought I'd cook me a steakAll I want is a piece of cakeAll I found was that old pieceOf our wedding cakeIf it ain't one thing, it's youIf you've heard that I'm going crazyIt's true that we'll seem to fall offWhatever I doWhatever I doI doIf it ain't one thing, it's youI never knew that I needed you soNow that I've lost youI can't let you goIf it ain't one thing, it's youOh, it's youIf you've heard that I'm going crazyIt's true that we'll seem to fall offWhatever I doIf it ain't one thing, it's youOh, it's youIf it ain't one thing, it's youIf it ain't one thing, it's youIf it ain't one thing, it's you