I guess it's just not my day

The wind blew my morning paper away

Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass

From the storm door you broke when you left here so fast If it ain't one thing, it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing, it's you Well, I rented that movie you hate

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a steak

All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake If it ain't one thing, it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing, it's you But I never knew that I needed you so

But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go If it ain't one thing, oh, it's you

If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing, it's you

Oh, if it ain't one thing, it's you