I'd just like to say that this doesn't happen in our house, but it goes on here. Now listen woman, don't you get me wrong But there's something I've got to say I'm sick of you complaining all night long About how you work hard every day If I was a woman and I stayed home And you went and earned my pay They'd have to carry you home You'd be too tired to stand If I was a woman and you were a man Now listen mister, you think you're smart Well I've got news for you With a blindfold on and a hand behind my back I could do the work you do I would run my fingers down the girlie's cheeks And we would fill and coo Then we'd go drinking at the bed in the hand If you were a woman and I was a man Could wash and scrub in an hour or two It's as easy as can be Me and the milkman would be such pals I'd get my milk for free And when you come home late at twelve o'clock I could do what you do to me I'd be waiting at the door with a frying pan If I was a woman and you were a man Well I could call you up at six o'clock Saying Mrs I'll be home late But I'd be working overtime On a pretty little number called Kate I'd wipe the lipstick off of my face Come home to the woman I hate You'd think I'd been working You wouldn't understand If you were a woman and I was a man Well you think you're a whole lot smarter than me You think you're making me mad But all you're doing is reminding me Of all the good times I've had If I was to swap this life I lead It would really be too bad Oh let's stay married just the way we planned I'm glad I'm a woman I'm glad I'm a man © BF-WATCH TV 2021