Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4 If I were a fish and you caught me, you'd say look at that fish Shimmering in the sun, such a rare one Can't believe that you caught one If I were a fish and you caught me, you'd say look at that fish Heaviest in the sea, you'd win first prize if you caught me Why is everybody on the internet so mean? Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen? If I was strolling through and I saw me Flopping around and singing my song I'd say damn they're cute and sing along If I were a rock you would pick me up and say that's a nice rock Skippiest on the lake Plop, plop, plop, I'm the perfect shape And if I were a sock you would put me on and say that's a nice sock Happiest as a pair I found you now I'm not scared Why is everybody on the internet so mean? Why is everybody so afraid of what they've never seen? If I was strolling through and I saw me Flopping around and singing my song I'd say damn they're cute and sing along How lucky are we Of all the fish in the sea You get to be you And I get to be me Just let them be me We're as free as can be To be the newest of you And the meanest of me If I were a fish If I were a fish If I were a fish If I were a fish