Ask Me How I Feel Ask me how I feel, little me, with a quiet upbringing Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a game, I'd be swinging And if I were a watch, I'd start popping my spring Oh, and if I were a bell, I'd go ding, dong, ding, dong, ding Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning Well, I knew my morale would crack from the wonderful way you looked Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack, or if I were a goose, I'd be cooked Ask me how do I feel now that we're fondly caressing Well, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashing my dressing Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring, yes And if I were a bell, say, if I were a bell If I were a bell, I'd go ding, dong, ding, dong, ding