If I was your boyfriend, I'd get myself a cool car And drive it to the village where you live, if it ain't too far And we'd have us a heyday in your rustic nest That's if I could steal you away from your other guests Course there'd be no Wi-Fi, cause the signal is weak And the windows are drafty at your four postal creeks Or maybe I could lure you out of your country home Back to the city where we could be together alone If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend, sparks would fly You'd try to be clever all the time, and baby so would I You'd be outwitting my wit, keeping me perplexed Poking at my personality in a game of intellectual *** But I'd kinda like it, and you'd like it too And we'd get to the real thing maybe after a month or two And once we were intimate baby, I suspect we'd find I'd be tender in your arms, and you'd be honey in mine If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend, sugar we'd have fun Whether either of us turned out to be the other's one We'd go to the West End, find some music and dance Dance would lead to talk, talk would lead to romance We'd sashay down Soho through the glittering mob Cardigan over your shoulders, hair in a funky bob And we'd cut through Leicester Square to see the lights explode Then go buy some books on Charing Cross Road If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend, I'd screw up now and then Cause no one gets it right all the time, especially men But my heart would be loyal, and my hands would be kind And I'd love every turn of your far out elegant mind Friday night would find us in a hotel by the coast We'd close the door behind us, and I'd draw you close And we'd put on some Marvin to fill the room with grapes Make love by candlelight so we could see each other's face If I was your boyfriend If I was your boyfriend