If I had a boat, I'd go out on the oceanIf I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boatWe would all together go out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatAnd if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be singleCouldn't bring myself to marry an old dailIt'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them moviesAnd we'd buy a boat, and on the sea we'd sailAnd if I had a boatIf I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boatWe'd get all together, go out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatThis tree mask man was smart, he got himself a TontoCause Tonto did the dirty work for freeBut Tonto, he was smarterHe got himself a TontoOne day said Kimo Sabe, kissed my ass, I bought a boatI'm going out to seaIf I had a boat, I'd go out on the oceanIf I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boatWe could all together go out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatAnd if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakersI'd come and go whenever I would pleaseI'd scare him by the shade tree, I'd scare him by the light poleI would not scare my pony on my boatAnd if I had a boat, I'd go out on the oceanAnd if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boatWe would all together go out on the oceanMe upon my pony on my boatJust me upon my pony on my boatI'd scare him by the shade tree, I'd scare him by the light pole