I know what you want, I know what you need, but I'ma screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend, yes I am, and I'ma take you out, leave my wallet home, then I'll use your cell phone baby, long distance, and I'm your boyfriend
Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes, I still got some learning to do, I made out with your best friend the other day, and now we're best friends too, yeah
I know what you want, I know what you need, but I'ma screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am, and I'ma get you a gift, hey, but it's something I like too
I hope you like this, and the real cold, beet, trimmer, got my name on it and I'm your boyfriend baby, baby, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Go get real drunk and call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning, wake up, I'm an idiot, pick up the phone, come on, now look, let's get in my dad's SUV and we'll go over to my house, my crib, my bed
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep, then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see, we'll put on some great DVDs I picked up, how about like, something like The Matrix, I can turn that boombox up and make the bassman smack the side of my mom's couch, yeah
Hey baby, you like fine cooking, yeah, cause you know what, I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it, check it out, yeah
I got a permanent wave, yeah, I got an Ogilvy home perm, baby, uh-uh, I'll honk the horn, can you honk the horn, can you honk the horn, let me hear you honk it, come on, now let me hear you say uh-uh, yeah, let me hear you say uh-uh-uh, yeah
Let me hear you say uh-uh, yeah, let me hear you say uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh, oh, yeah