Man, like you should really listen to some more progressive music, and that rock n' roll
stuff that they're playing, it's all like these short little songs, right when they're
beginning to get into a jam that might be like halfway decent, like, the song's over
already, man, I don't understand, why don't you like them?
Why don't you like the dead?
What's wrong with you that you like the dead?
Man, hey, brother, soul brother, sell me some marijuana, man, here's all my money,
dude, hey, hey, wait, come back, he ran away, he ran away with all my money, man, let's
go and find him, I'm gonna get stoned at the Jerry concert, man, I want my marijuana,
money, money
You call yourselves happy but it's just a label
Black tennis shows like cows to a stable
So-called hipsters but your minds are closed, yeah
All you wanna hear is Sugar Magnolia
Scratching the circuits of our superficial trend
I'd like to bring your world to an end
All you wanna hear is Death Copy Band
The only kind of music that you understand
I'd be grateful if you were dead
I'd be grateful if you were dead
If you were dead
If you were dead
Don't listen to bands that write their own songs
Grateful Dead Copy Band, that's what you throng
I'm tired of giving you the benefits of the doubt
If you don't like it, catch a VW bus out
I'd be grateful if you were dead
I'd be grateful if you were dead
If you were dead
If you were dead
If you were dead
A friend of the devil