Now I hear Yankie Thomp, Uda Thonk, sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico Oh yeah, what a chump man, my head got a bump when I hit it on the radio Redhead senorita lookin' dead, came to say I need a bed in Espanol Said give me a drink of water, I'm gonna sing around the collar and I don't need a microphone Yankie Thomp with a lump in my throat, grabbed a coat and I was wreckin', I was ready to go Yeah, swept beside the hill, she had one wide eye, one blank stare, lookin' up like a bear What I stabbed in her hair was a candy cane, black rum, sugarcane jar, I swam astray La la la la la la la la la la la la All Americans want nothin' better to do Why don't you kick yourself out, you're an immigrant too Who's usin' who, what should we do, well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too Yankie Thomp handcuffed to a bunk, robbed blind, looked around, there was nobody else Left alone, I hit myself with a stone, went home and learned how to clean up after myself Yankie Thomp with a lump in my throat, grabbed a coat and I was wreckin', I was ready to go Yeah, swept beside the hill, she had one wide eye, one blank stare, lookin' up like a bear What I stabbed in her hair was a candy cane, black rum, sugarcane jar, I swam astray La la la la la la la la la la la la All Americans want nothin' better to do All Americans want nothin' better to do