Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear In exchanging of words What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding Says a bridesmaid to a waiter But what a shame What a shame The poor groom's bride is a- I chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a damn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of voice and rationality I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a damn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Pour the champagne I chime in with a Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a damn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of voice and rationality I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a damn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of voice and rationality I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a damn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of voice and rationality I chime in Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a damn door? No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of voice and rationality No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of voice and rationality