I wouldn't trade Christmas, oh no No, never would I, wouldn't trade Christmas I love you the best I wouldn't trade Christmas, oh no No, never would I, wouldn't trade Christmas I love you the best It's time for the holly, the fun and the folly And all of that jolly jerks The people are glowing, the Santa's ho-ho-ing Each window is showing it has All the latest in toy things, the daddy and boy things And all of that razz-o-matazz But I wouldn't trade Christmas, wouldn't trade Christmas For New Year's Eve, Thanksgiving, Halloween And the rest, Christmas, we love you the best Wouldn't trade Christmas, oh no No, never would I, wouldn't trade Christmas I love you the best The traffic gets pokey, the turkey gets smokey And all of that hokey stuff The people are shopping for things they'll be swapping Like filigree boxes of stuff So you pour the hot toddy to toast everybody But can't pour the toddy enough But I wouldn't trade Christmas, wouldn't trade Christmas For Father's Day, or Mother's Day, Valentine And the rest, Christmas, we love you the best Wouldn't trade Christmas, oh no No, never would I, wouldn't trade Christmas We love you the best The jingle bells jingle, you feel the old tingle You buy the Kris Kringle scene The idea is clever, but Subway's will never quite handle That huge evergreen And the old office party, where Stanley and Marty Keep drinking until they turn green But I wouldn't trade Christmas, wouldn't trade Christmas For Labor Day, or Easter, Washington And the rest, Christmas, we love you the best Wouldn't trade Christmas, oh no No, never would I, wouldn't trade Christmas No, never would I, wouldn't trade Cause we love you the best