I've heard about guys that go off the deep end

Slap out of their minds, and sometimes they dive in

To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin'

Over a thing like a heartache

Well, mine's broke, but I won't go crazy I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds

Or count to infinity twice

Grow me a big beard, start quotin' Shakespeare

Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice

Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy I could sit here and think about you and him together

Beat myself up for what I could have done better

Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain

Get *** at sunshine and curse at the rain

But why would I waste all my time When I can see Colorado from atop Eldorado

Ride through the Rockies all day

Or head down to Key West and follow the footsteps

Of Buffett or ol' Hemmingway

Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds

Or count to infinity twice

Grow me a big beard, start quotin' Shakespeare

Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice

Anything to get over you, baby, but I won't go crazy Whatever it takes to save me

But I won't go crazy

I won't go crazy