We'll be right back.Blue in sugar, white clean couple, pinched last supper, cat in pretty penny, John Betjeman, sundown liar, quite big picture, under heavy manners.This is dear old England, I kick your face in so, so lightly. This is dear old England, I kick your face in so, so nicely.I want more.Oh Harry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry.Oh Harry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry.Oh Harry, so sorry.Bite-sized china, tea or tartar, lipstick traces.Table set to bliss, sweet charity, lukewarm whisper, still life platter, under heavy manners.This is dear old England, I kick your face in so, so lightly. This is dear old England, I kick your face in so, so nicely.I want more.Oh Harry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry.Oh Harry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry.Yeah.Oh Harry, so sorry. I want more.Oh Harry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry.My heart still hurts.Oh Harry, so sorry. Don't worry, so sorry.My heart still hurts.My heart still hurts.Oh Harry, so sorry.Don't worry, so sorry.Don't worry, so sorry.My heart still hurts.I want more.No, I won't goNo, I won't goNo, I won't goNo, I won't goHere's a song that's caused many an irate housewife to write to her member of parliamentSaturday night in LeedsSaturday night means everything to meI'd rather take drugs than have ***I always do two puddingsI tell Irish jokes, I tell Pakistani jokes, I tell Asian jokesI'm the most unracist person you'll ever meetThis is mad cow stewI'm always getting my skirt pulled up, reallyIf a bloke made a pass at you, you would run a mile after you'd thumped himOf course you wouldYeah, well there we are, not been a bad nightAn ordinary Saturday night, all one to remember