I've done a little research, that's how I know.
I don't go to the gym or anything.
People say, Bonnie, how do you stay so trim?
Well, one, I always take the stairs, always.
Two, I'm anorexic.
Yeah, that really works.
Have you ever seen a real anorexic person though?
Seriously, it's crazy.
They are so hot.
Some describe for ladies,
I want to be so skinny,
people go, do you have cancer?
I go, no, self-control, look into it.
Guys get eating disorders now, isn't that crazy?
Guys get eating disorders.
It's not called anorexia though,
if a guy gets it,
it's called being a faggot.
Yeah,
that's true,
I read that in the New England Journal of Medicine.
I can't feel sorry for a guy who has an eating disorder.
It's like,
guys,
this is a world that you created.
You made your bed, now lie in it.
Seductively,
suck in your gut,
you fat piece of *.
I like gay people.
I don't think being gay is biological.
I don't buy that little story they got going on.
Because they say this,
they say they knew they were gay since they were five,
that's
their argument.
Since they were five,
five,
I don't know about you,
but when I was five,
I would * a guy,
* a girl, * a guy, * a girl.
I was all over the map.
I didn't know what the hell I was doing.
For that, I'm...
This is from my own experience.
I was at a party recently and this guy goes,
do you party?
I go, yeah.
He goes, you want to party right now?
I go, I kind of thought I was.
So then we had this whole confusing conversation
back and forth until finally I figured it out.
Do you party is code language for do you do coke?
And I figured that out because the guy finally went,
do you party means do you do coke?
I was like,
why don't you just start with that,
dude?
What a dumb euphemism.
Even if you do party, you have to go,
you mean do coke?
Are we on the same page?
You're up all night, think of something else.