Hey, back when I was going to schoolI never learned a thingAll I did was stay trueI'm waiting for the best wayI had a certain teacherI always tried to impress herWhen she stood up in the classroomI would mentally undress herThen one day I decidedThat I would write a little letterI would write a little letterShe said the spelling was a masterpieceThe punctuation could be betterI understood what she was sayingI got the gist of her sentimentsSaid I don't mean to be degradingBut here's a word that it should haveI love you, periodI love you, periodDo you love me? Question my heartPlease, please, exclamation pointI wanna hold you in parenthesesI love you, periodDo you love me? Question my heartPlease, please, exclamation pointI wanna hold you in parenthesesI know you're feelingSomething or the otherNo no noCome on come on come onCome on come on come onCome on come on come onCome on come on come onDon't come no meaner than thatRight on up to high schoolDeeper said I was a riding foolAll my letters became really greatWith punctuation that was never lateBut I was having trouble reading girlsI never knew the things they saidBut soon I had them all over the worldWhen they heard me talk this wayLike thisI love you, periodDo you love me? Question my heartPlease, please, exclamation pointI wanna hold you in parenthesesI love you, periodI love you, periodDo you love me? Question my heartPlease, please, exclamation pointI wanna hold you in parenthesesI love you, periodDo you love me? Question my heartPlease, please, exclamation pointI wanna hold you in parenthesesI love you, periodI love you, periodI love you, periodI love you, periodWhoo!Woo!