Bài hát: I Just Had *** - The Lonely Island
[Lonely Island]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
in this world
[Akon]
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island
[Lonely Island]
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing
[Akon]
I just had ***
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had *** (Hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-***
Ways of the past
[Andy Samberg]
Have you ever had ***?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having *** could make a nice man out' the meanest
[Jorma]
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had ***
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best
When I had the ***
'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
[Andy Samberg]
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had ***, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
[Jorma]
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing
[Andy Samberg]
Nice of any girl ever
[Jorma]
Now sing
[Akon]
I just had ***
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I Wanna tell the world
[Andy Samberg]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
[Jorma]
Doesn't really make sense
[Andy Samberg]
But man, screw it
[Jorma]
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
[Andy Samberg]
She could be my wife
[Jorma]
That good?
[Andy Samberg]
The best 30 seconds of my life
[Jorma]
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her
[Andy Samberg]
Cuz honestly I'd have *** with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better
[Jorma]
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
[Akon]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us *** you
[Jorma]
She kept looking at her watch
[Akon]
Doesn't matter, I had ***
[Andy Samberg]
But I cried the whole time
[Akon]
Doesn't matter, I had ***
[Jorma]
I think she might have been a racist
[Akon]
Doesn't matter, I had ***
[Andy Samberg]
She put a bag on my head
[Akon]
Still counts
I just had ***
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had *** in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had *** (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had ***!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had *** (I just had ***!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-***
Ways of the past
