I hate cowboys, their hats just look so stupid, hate their wranglers and their boots and all them jukebox Red Dirt songs, man I hate cowboys, they think they're scared of nothing, run their mouths about Bulls Bucket, but eight seconds ain't that long, I wish they'd stay their ass at home, cause they think that they're John Wayne walkin' through the door, turnin' every hit, including yours, for a thing that's never seen one before, it's got a thing for bad guys, yeah, they ask her to dance while you're at the ball, starts talkin' bout them Texas Stars, next thing you know, you got a broken heart, she's gone and that's why I hate cowboys, now they're gone just like the wind, he took a hard one on the chin, and I still ended up on a losing end, cause they think that they're John Wayne walkin' through the door, turnin' every hit, including yours, for a thing that's never seen one before, it's got a thing for bad guys, yeah, they ask her to dance while you're at the ball, starts talkin' bout them Texas Stars, next thing you know, you got a broken heart, she's gone and that's why I hate cowboys, yeah, I hate cowboys, I hear they ain't all bad and that might be true, but the ones I run into, man they think that they're John Wayne walkin' through the door, turnin' every hit, including yours, for a thing that's never seen one before, it's got a thing for bad guys, yeah, they ask her to dance while you're at the ball, starts talkin' bout them Texas Stars, next thing you know, you got a broken heart, she's gone and that's why I hate cowboys, yes I do, yeah, that's why I hate cowboys, from Texarkana to Oklahoma, up in Montana to California, while she's young she better hold on tight, cause once she rides into the night, you'll hate cowboys, just like I hate cowboys, yeah � �